Unstone Green

feb08-tormogger.pdf

Man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheque. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” To which he replied. “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

and there will be a new one tomorrow, as long as I remember!

A man goes to the doctors, and tells him “Doctor, I think I’m a moth!” The doctor replies “I really don’t think it’s a doctor you need – you should see a psychiatrist . There’s one just along the corridor.” “I know” says the man. “I was just on my way to see him but I saw your light was on”

The photographs show a spring that has sprung in our lawn, the garden showing a few puddles, the willow tree having its roots well watered, and the stream just before it enters the culvert underneath the drive to the neighbouring golf course. If this culvert gets blocked, (and it does!), the water has nowhere to go, apart from our garden. Four years ago, we had 4 feet of water, which flooded my workshop. In June 2007, it was a mere foot deep! doubleclick on the photos to enlarge.

A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining, so he put his arm out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He immediately put his head out of the window and looked up just in time to see a young woman looking down.

“Is this yours?” he asked.

“Yes,” she replied, “Could you bring it up?”

The man agreed.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, “I’m about to have dinner, there’s more than enough. Would you like to join me?”

He readily accepted her offer and they both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, “I’ve had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?”

The man hesitated, then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?”

“No,” she replied, “Only those that catch my eye.”

Yes, after what seems like three years on axle stands, my Mog is finally back on all four of it’s wheels, and can move under its own power! An initial run of a few miles suggested that the axle might be a tad noisy, but there again, as we speak, the cover behind the seats is not in place. I might have to glue insulation to it to deaden the noise, or fit a noisy stereo!